At Reveal Private Investigations, we’ve always believed in staying ahead of the curve when it comes to covert surveillance. From long-lens optics to GPS tracking and AI-assisted monitoring, our team has consistently embraced innovation. But today, we’re proud to announce a groundbreaking advancement in our investigative toolkit:
Introducing the AF010425 — The UK’s First Surveillance Pigeon
Developed in secret collaboration with an elite team of avian behavioural scientists and micro-drone engineers, the AF010425 model represents a bold new era of eco-friendly, low-profile surveillance. Other companies have created ultra-realistic drones that mimic the natural flight of a bird, we’ve just applied it to surveillance.
Disguised in a fully organic feathered body (100% ethically sourced), the AF010425 can perch, observe, and even coo gently while capturing high-definition video and directional audio. This revolutionary platform blends seamlessly into urban environments — bus stops, beer gardens, and even Greggs car parks.
Key Features:
- 🪶 FeatherFlage™ Technology – Adapts its colour to the local bird population. (Sorry London, mostly grey.)
- 🎥 PeckCam 4K – Hidden in the beak. Activated by crumbs.
- 🔋 WormCharge™ Solar – Recharges during midday preening.
- 📍 Built-In Breadcrumb GPS – Literally drops a trail to help us track its path.
Why Use a Surveillance Pigeon?
Let’s face it — vans stand out, cameras draw attention, and even the best surveillance operatives can’t blend into a park bench like a fat wood pigeon. With the AF010425, you get eyes on your subject without arousing suspicion. Unless, of course, they’re scared of birds.
Whether you’re trying to track a malingering employee during a sick day or catch a prohibited visitor violating a court order, nothing says “discreet” like a bird that can fly, film, and flap its way through your investigation.
Limitations
As with all new technology, there are some teething issues:
- May be distracted by chips
- Limited operation during moulting season
- Occasionally forms emotional attachments to other feathered friends
Available Now (for One Day Only)
We’re rolling out the first flock in Birmingham this week, with regional teams training additional birds nationwide. Clients can request a covert feathered unit for urban, rural, and breadcrumb-heavy environments.
To request more information, simply shout “coo” into the sky, or get in touch via our usual channels.
Ready to Hire a Real Private Investigator?
Although our pigeon may be fiction (At the moment), our private investigation services are very real. If you’re dealing with a sensitive situation and need reliable, ethical surveillance, get in touch with the team at RevealPI today.
📅 Posted: April 1st, 2025
🕊️ AF010425 – The Next Generation of Feathered Intelligence